For the person whose sarcasm arrives before their coffee—and who somehow keeps a straight face while saying it. This tee features a deadpan yellow emoji and the message: “My sarcasm keeps me from saying something really mean.” It brings a dry, self-aware edge to everyday outfits, whether you’re navigating office banter, catching up with friends, or adding a little attitude to a casual weekend look.
Made from lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s breathable, easy to layer, and comfortable through long days. The retail fit, classic crew neckline, and clean graphic make it an effortless choice for sarcastic souls, witty coworkers, and anyone fluent in eye rolls. Wear it to birthdays, casual gatherings, or whenever your inner monologue needs a sense of humor.
Product features - Lightweight 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton fabric - Retail fit with a classic crew neckline - Side seams help maintain shape and provide structure - Ribbed knit collar with seam helps retain its shape - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams and helps prevent stretching
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
